I need more single friends.

I can’t party with housewives no more.

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

beauchocolat:

The scariest part about becoming attached to someone is the fear of them just vanishing one day.

I’ve had plenty of guys come into my life and make me feel some kinda way, the they up and disappear with no reason at all.

And since its a reoccurring thing, I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t become attached at all.

It’s not “healthy” but it’s safer.
You just get tired of getting your feelings hurt after a while.

exactly

itsthelesbiana:

Get me a sexy fucking outfit to do something naughty for you in…that’s all I ask for.

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind